Finally, it's over!

Well my time in purgatory (some people refer to it as summer school) is finally over. It has been a grueling, seething, scorching, sweating, frustrating, exhausting, exacerbating ride through the depths of Satan's lair, but we managed to get through without any real permanent damage. Over the summer, the Sensation and I will be bringing you all up to speed on how we found Hamster Wheel Prep, and on all the priceless people we have worked with over the years. By now it shouldn't surprise you that Hamster Wheel Prep is a revolving door for employees, so we have quite a few to share. You will be introduced to Captain McFuss Butt, Mother Africa, Lil Beezy, and a hex throwing coworker who practiced voodoo in her spare time, just to name a few.

Until next week, I will leave you with this moment from my 5th grade class:

"So class, the word of the day is rampage- as in violent destructive behavior. For example, the people in our books wen ton a rampage in the town square when they were angry. Draw a picture of what a rampage would look like. Okay, who wants to share? Yes, Markaysha, what do you have?"

"Well Ms. Homeskillet, I drew a picture of one woman stabbing another woman to death because she caught her with her man. Is that a rampage?"