While lining up for morning assembley, I noticed that one 6th grade student had a bag with her. Bags are strictly not allowed during assemblies, so I offered to hang on to it for her. When she handed me the bag, I commented that the bag was really warm.
"Really?" she replied.
Another student discreetly turned toward her and asked, with dead seriousness, "Oh. Did you fart on it? That would make it really warm."
Apparently all I have to do the next time my hands are chilly is simply fart on them.
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